David made me post this

Bill Simmons on the National Spelling Bee:

Before I forget, now that "Two-Minute Drill" has been canceled, can't
ESPN launch a series of spelling bees with professional athletes?
Could you put a price on seeing Rickey Henderson trying to spell
"badigeon?" Or Brett Favre asking for a definition for "ceraunograph"?
They could even have Cynthia Cooper be the pronouncer. This couldn't
lose.

[This is Zil speaking. Thank you for reminding me that this is on tonight! Spellbound haunts my dreams, in a mostly good way. Freakishly good spellers are the real superheroes!]