It's a Book (and Culture) Club!

Staring procrastination in the face since earlier this morning.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Better reading through Google.

Since Donna's been talking about how Google changes the way we make arguments, I thought I'd mention the way that Google might potentially change the way we read books--that is, if you're not already convinced that authors are dead. Slate opines that a "major" literary figure will soon be unmasked as a plagiarist by Google book search, which allows you to search untold billions of books (perhaps an exaggeration) sentence by sentence for suspicious similarities. Who will this author be? Emily Dickinson? Benjamin Franklin? I've got to say, this is like the least interesting blind item ever.

And, while I'm talking about Slate, which I do not often do, what about this review of Day Break? I'm watching this show because a) I have a misguided affection for Taye Diggs from his buppie comedy days, and also b) for the same reason I watch Bones: Hapa power! But since Slate calls the show "a Twilight Zone take on race and law enforcement in America," now I can say that instead.

To conclude this strangely disjointed post: Please read Gene Yang's American Born Chinese. It is excellent. Also, enjoy your dinner tomorrow. But don't try and claim any historical precedent for it.

Friday, November 17, 2006

The Five Ugliest Words

Silicon Valley Athletics of Fremont.

Runner-up? How about, oh, Ex-sports star records hypothetical confession? Special thanks to Judith Regan and her daily embetterment of American letters. (And yes, I realize that by talking about it I'm making it worse.)

Monday, November 13, 2006

"Little did he know" is the new "Meanwhile"

Note: The following post, on the subject of narrative theory and the movie Stranger than Fiction, is contractually obligated for all English professors and members of book clubs. Baseball-related posts resume in March.

So, on a long-awaited, and belated, birthday outing, Peter and I went to the local coffee shop where a woman who appeared to be constructed out of the remnants of Natalie Merchant, the woman who sings that song "Kiss Me," and a long fuzzy scarf, sang a song. Then, we went to the movie theater where we saw the new blockbuster about narratology. (And, since this evening of entertainment was deemed not quite thrilling enough, we watched 2 episodes of Veronica Mars Season One when we got home. Yes, twenty-seven does seem awfully old for a high-school junior, but who cares! She's spunky!)

I don't exactly understand the general criticism of this movie, which was mostly along the lines of, well, it was sweet, but it really wasn't strange enough. It seems to me that there's nothing much stranger than being asked to care deeply in a Hollywood movie about an explicitly fictional character who not only openly accepts his fictionality, but musters up the strength to question, and then [YES, THIS IS A SPOILER] acquiesce to his own fictional death? Surely the logical gaps in the story mute this a little bit, but still. We are thumbing our nose at realism here; instead of the intimation that this could be happening right now, or might have happened in the past, or maybe would be happening to us if things had just gone differently, we understand from the get-go that this is could never have happened to us or anyone we know, because it's not about people at all, just the idea of people and, more than that, these idea-people's ideas.

I liked the movie fine--who wouldn't like a movie where Dustin Hoffman plays a lit professor who doubles as a faculty lifeguard--but I would've liked it more if the central idea person had been one we were a little more familiar with: James Bond, say, or Wolverine. Or, what the heck, the ultimate American idea person, Superman. If Stranger than Fiction has a blankness at its core, other than the empty spot where the chemistry between Maggie Gyllenhaal and Will Ferrell is supposed to go, this is because the fictional character it deconstructs isn't very cool. Intentionally so, of course, but it makes the pool of cultural mythology that the movie draws from rather shallow indeed. (Especially after Richard Ford drank up, like, 3/4 of it for that endless sportswriter series.) It's possible I feel this way because a) I continue to be obsessed with superheroes despite all self-admonition to the contrary and b) I am reading a lot of Alan Moore these days. (Or maybe c) I go to the movies so rarely that when I do I crankily demand lots of explosions and Dolby Digital sound). But if we're going to do narratology in a popular context, let's use the gosh-darnest most popular narratives we can find. Bang! Boom! Zowie!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Let's DO this thing!

As OlderKid would say.

If you know me, and odds are that you do, you know that I have a certain book I'm yearning to write. (And it does NOT have a subtitle ending with "In Nineteenth-Century Literature.") It's a book about a girl, and a dog and cat, and a pet-sitting business, and a mystery. Usually this project works as a kind of low-class Proust--it's the kind of thing I idly plan on getting around to some day, not quite yet of course--but I think it's time to change all that. I'm already writing one book; why not write another? If anything, it will help defend me from a day in which the ONLY sentences I write include the words "occlude," "capital," "aesthetics," and "vision," in various combinations.

Two needs: first, a title. What should a snarky and non-serious, yet intermittently thrilling, book about a pet-sitter who solves crime be called? Second, a stick to prompt to me to write a certain amount every day...like a national program...for writing amateurs...who value length over content...if only such a program existed right now, in November! What's that you say? It does? Well, then, super!